Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”
Bonus brownie points for why
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you
i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.
TIGERS ARE ON RED ALERT
The Sumatran Tiger is said to be extinct by 2015, with fewer than 300-400 left in the wild due to large-scale habitat loss, poaching, hunting and human-tiger conflict. Other subspecies are said to follow.
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THIS IS NOT OK. :(
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WHAT THE FUCK
WELL FUCK EVERYTHING!
I WORKED FOR AN NGO THAT WAS TRYING TO SAVE TIGERS FOR ABOUT HALF A YEAR, PEOPLE ON THE STREETS SPIT AT ME AND THREATENED ME (WHICH IS NOT THE POINT) BUT YOU LISTEN UP:
- THERE ARE ONLY 3.200 WILD TIGERS LEFT ON THE ENTIRE WORLD
- 97% OF THEIR HABITAT HAS BEEN BURNED DOWN OR REMOVED OTHERWISE
- 3 OUT OF 9 TIGER-SUBSPECIES HAVE ALREADY DIED OUT
- THE SOUTH-CHINESE TIGER HASN’T BEEN SIGHTED IN OVER 30 YEARS
- THEY ARE SKINNED ALIVE (AS ARE MOST ANIMALS) BC YOU CAN REMOVE THEIR FUR EASIER WHEN THEY ARE STILL BLEEDING
- NO EXCEPTIONS FOR CUBS
- SOME PEOPLE HUNT THEM BC THEY THING A TIGER PENIS MAKES THEM BETTER IN BED (I’M NOT KIDDING)
- EXPERTS CLAIM THAT IF THE KILLING GOES ON, TIGERS WILL BE ENTIRELY EXTINCT IN 2022
SAVE THE TIGERS.
I WANT MY CHILDREN, MY CHILDREN’S CHILDREN, AND MY CHILDREN’S CHILDREN’S CHILDREN TO KNOW WHAT TIGERS LOOK LIKE WITHOUT EXPLAINING IT USEING TEXT BOOKS AND STUFFED ANIMALS.
THIS DEEPLY UPSETS ME. PLEASE SAVE THE TIGERS.
SAVE MY FAVOURITE BIG CAT.
I mean, all anthropocentric feel-good-isms aside, the loss of apex predators is a huge fucking ecological deal, whether our kids know what they “look like” or not
Bolded that last one because come on people
As a kid, I was a devotee of the X-men animated series. Don’t get me wrong: I liked the (vastly superior, in hindsight) Batman show and the (equally mediocre) Spider-man, but I lived and breathed X-men. Unfortunately, it didn’t always love me back. One particular moment of highly suggestive body horror was seared into the darkest depths of my brain for years.
This fucking creep is Mister Sinister. Mister Sinister is obsessed with Scott and Jean having a baby because he thinks it’ll be the start of a mutant master race and he can kidnap it and be in charge of the mutant master race. This is a pretty dumb plan if you know the definition of “master,” but Sinister is a geneticist, not an English professor.
The problem is that this was a kids’ show, which complicates baby-makin’ considerably. Jean and Scott get married, because that’s a baby prerequisite in kid show logic. But also by kid show logic, Sinister can’t just replace Jean’s pills with aspirin and let them run off and do what newlyweds do — the writers had to make a baby without sex. The way they accomplished that would haunt my dreams for years.
Sinister kidnaps Scott and Jean and straps them to tables in his kinky science dungeon. He gives his spiel about how awesome their genes are and how bad he wants that baby. And then he proceeds straight to step one: harvesting Scott’s genetic material.
It’s not what you think.
It’s much, much worse.
Sinister goes and stands next to a vine thing that’s running across the floor and the stupid diamond thing on his head twinkles and the vine… well.. see for yourself:
That’s right, motherfuckers: a drooling hentai plantboner with FANGS. And then this pale piece of shit grabs it, grins, and walks right toward you. I saw this when I was eight years old. SCARS, people.
Scott is, understandably, pretty fuckin’ freaked. But it only gets worse from here. Sinister leans in… and then it cuts to this, with slurping noises dubbed over it:
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
WHERE DID THAT THING GO AND WHAT DID IT BITE AND
Oh, but we’re not out of the woods yet.
Now you know why I call it the “beansnake.” The plant regurgitates whatever the hell it just sucked out of Scott — his “genetic material” — into this grinning freak’s hand, and it’s a brownish goldish suspiciously testicle-shaped bean.