when youre trying to say a joke but people keep interrupting you
the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real
Reversed cotton candy eating.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
IM LIKE KIND OF REALLY DISTURBED
thor waking up in a cold sweat after yet another nightmare of loki slipping through his fingers, of helplessly watching him plummet, of holding him in his arms as the life leaves him, and so he clutches one of his pillows to his chest and wraps himself around it and shakes and cries in the darkness of his own room so no one can see him break because he has to be strong for everyone
Since Lorelei’s episode of Agents of Shield is coming up and the Amora and Enchantress tags are filled with “omg lorelei the enchantress” posts let me just politely clear up a thing for those that aren’t well versed in the comics.
This is Lorelei.
She is an Asgardian seductress with enough magical abilities to help her get her way. She has red hair and is the younger sister of Amora. Lorelei’s feelings toward men seem to be quite fleeting, she even grew tired of Thor after giving him a love potion and thus moved on to Loki thanks to a trick/betrayal by big sister Amora. When called upon to help protect Asgard against the fire demon Surtr she refused to do so and remained on Midgard. Their parentage is unknown.
This is Amora
She, too, is an Asgardian seductress, but also a very powerful sorceress who studied under Karnilla the Norn Queen until she was sent back to Asgard for disobedience. Even then she absorbed all the knowledge on the arcane arts that she could by means of seduction. Amora lusts after power and Thor more than anything, to her they are one and the same. She has, during her Earth-616 run, allied herself with the likes of Loki and the Masters of Evil, but she is incredibly self serving. Due to her ability to seduce and ensnare so easily, either with her looks or enchantments, she was given the moniker The Enchantress. She is blonde.
Lorelei ≠ Amora
The Enchantress ≠ Lorelei
Amora ≠ Lorelei
they are sisters
And it’s going to be amazing to see Lorelei enslave Ward and Fitz. It may even lead up to Amora in Thor 3.
Wizard Con in Sacramento 2014[X]
1. Do you read fic? Do you write fic?
Only read it!
2. Favorite genre of fic?
Hurt and comfort.
3. Favorite fandom?
4. Favorite pairing?
Right now it’s Thorki
5. Favorite fic author?
I don’t really have one.
6. Favorite fic (or one of them)?
Oh god I’m so bad at fic recs. I never keep track of the fics I read. I’m sorry.
7. One-shots or longfic?
One-shots. I rarely read really long fics.
8. Do you read WIPs?
I do sometimes but I usually forget to check for updates and just kinda forget about them tbh so I don’t read them often.
9. What is the longest fic you’ve read?
Hm..I have no idea on the word count but I have read some very long ones.
10. Favorite trope/element/scenario in fic?
Any sort of hurt and comfort.
I’m also a sucker for fluffy fanfic cliches as well.
13. Has a fic ever made you cry?
Oh hell yeah.
14. What tropes/elements/scenarios get you the worst?
Hm..character death or near character death.
15. Do you mind when characters cry?
It kills me.
16. How do you feel about character death in fic?
I usually prefer characters being so close to death that everyone thinks they are going to die but they end up surviving. You get the angst of their loved ones thinking they are going to die and also get the fluff that comes with them surviving.
17. Any characters who you can’t stand to see in pain?
18. Favorite angst fic?
I’m so awful with fic recs because I do not keep track of the fics I read.
19. Do you read porn or does it make you uncomfortable?
I read a lot of porn.
20. Do you like PWPs?
Yes I do!
21. How and when did you get introduced to smut fic? Any horror stories?
I don’t even know tbh. I can’t remember. My horror stories are all right here though
22. Biggest turn-ons in fic?
Dub-Con, bondage, rough sex, frottage, half-clothed sex, sex in public, dirty talk, leashes, collars, dom/sub play, gags, the list goes on and on.
23. Biggest turn-offs in fic?
Hm..bad writing. No but things like watersports, scat play, bestiality, necophilia, pedophilia
I don’t like tentacles either.
24. Do you have any dirty kinks that you’re ashamed of?
25. Any kinks that you’d love to try in real life?
I’d like to try most of my kinks in real life.
26. Any kinks that you don’t want to try in real life (but are still hot in a fanfic)?
Choking can be really hot in some fics but I don’t think I’d want to try it in real life.
27. Rough sex or gentle sex?
28. How do you feel about masturbation in fic?
Hot hot hot
29. How do you feel about non-con and dub-con?
Guilty pleasures definitely. I really don’t talk about it often because I’m pretty ashamed of it tbh.
With non-con it depends on the pairing? For example when I’m reading Thramsay fics…that’s what I’m looking for obviously but I cannot stand non-con in Thorki fics. It’s ooc to the max and I..just can’t stomach it with them. Same goes with most of my pairings unless it is already a part of the dynamic. Basically I’m really picky about non-con fics.
Now I love dub-con fics but it also depends on the pairing. I love it with some pairings but hate it with others.
30. Favorite porn fic?
I couldn’t tell you unfortunately
31. Do you read AUs?
32. Favorite AU tropes?
Hm..genderbends, modern, and there are countless others but I can’t think of them rn.
33. Least favorite AU tropes?
I can’t think of anything that I really dislike
34. Do you like UAs (universe-alterations, when the main universe and characters are the same but one plot point/decision/outcome is altered)?
I really like those c:
35. Do you like high school and college AUs?
I never used to but they’ve grown on me
36. Do you like crossovers? If so, favorite crossover?
I don’t like crossovers at all.
37. How do you feel about parent!fics/lovechildren? How about mpreg?
I turn into a puddle of goo but I’m not a fan of mpreg at all.
38. How do you feel about genderbending? De-aging? Animalizing?
I love genderbends and de-aging.
Animalizing? Like giving the characters animal characteristics? Sure those fics are usually cute and fairly amusing.
39. Favorite AU fic?
I read this really cute jaime/brienne cupcake shop au once
the cupcake shop one is this one here! archiveofourown.org/wor…
Oh thank you! :D